Sunday, July 22, 2012
I've been trying to go on a bike ride with Papa Seed most weekends. Our bike rides are short, or would be for most people including the younger version of me, but they are strenuous enough. I have to keep them flat, even the slightest incline makes my heart pound up through my throat, and the butt discomfort is intense. And not in a good way.
Years ago, my old bike was my essential means of transportation in Seattle. I used it to get to work, to go to the gym, to go to the store and for recreation. Funny what a couple extra hundred pounds will do to a body. I don't recommend finding out if you haven't already gone down that road in life. The late night noodles are delicious, but being able to move turns out to be better in the long run.
I'm trying to move again. Today we rode our bikes downtown. I had wanted to try this route but needed to do it during the early hours of a Sunday morning when things are quiet. Along with oceans, forests, deserts and the interiors of funky art house theaters (RIP to most of them, but they will live forever in my heart), I feel most alive in quiet and abandoned industrial parts of town (even if the abandoned part is just every seventh day). The route to downtown takes one past such areas, as well as shipyards, train tracks and construction sites on pause. There were only a handful of people that we passed. True, we were at times right by busy roads and bridges, but we were not on the busy roads and bridges. The bike path took the road less traveled.
Then we had to go back over a bridge. Not a very high one, but the incline was more than my heft enjoyed. My heart pounding, the gears of my bicycle kept slipping. 3/4 of the way up, I had to give in and then came the announcement that the bridge was "going up". What was a racing heart became a frantic one, complete with dread and sweats. The bell was deafening, my anxiety was blinding as I raced back to the halfway mark with visions of riding right off the edge of a lifting bridge to my horrible death (in fact, the bridge was low enough that I probably would have just caused a big splash before safely swimming to a boat dock). Totally harshed my mellow from the quiet ship yards and big abandoned gray buildings.
The bridge doesn't actually go up. The middle just swings around so one pleasure boater can get through while the rest of us wait. I wouldn't have died even if I hadn't made it across the finish line. Well, I may have. My heart was pounding pretty hard.
A bit later I was home, exhausted and sore. But proud of myself for pushing on. I'll keep at it. Eventually I will whip those soft inclines into complete submission. It is ON!
Saturday, July 21, 2012
I'm not the first middle-aged curmudgeon to bitch and moan about such things, and I won't be the last. I am just as powerless as my peers to do anything about it as well. Just sit back and let it all be, but I'll complain about it too. That's how I roll.
My own attention span seems to shrink like an Amazon rainforest, month to month, day to day, hour to hour. By the time I'm ready for diapers again, I'll have the focus of heavily caffeinated gnat, unless the depression helps me balance out into something like more of a flatliner with frequent brain jolts. Most of my thoughts these days are centered around doing things I haven't the motivation or stamina to actually accomplish. I have mental "To Do" lists of cleaning, writing, painting, exercising, cooking and learning but the exhaustion keeps me grounded in a chair, the joint pain and back pain and foot pain makes it difficult to move and the overwhelmingness of it all knocks me down when I start to gather the strength to move a finger. I'll just sit it out. This too shall pass. Tomorrow I'll get up and get things done. I ain't been licked yet. Ms Ross sang that one, kids. Google it.
Hell, I have things to do and things to say. These damn young 'uns, I'm not going to let them take over the world just yet. We are going to have to share for a bit longer. You go and do your hot yoga. I'll just figure out a way to get up off my ass. We shall live again, we shall live again.
Damn it, I'm Back!
Had some weirdness attached to my Blogger account, complicated by a bad case of the Whatev's but today I finally had both the motivation slash burning desire and the patience to figure out how to get back in. So here I am now, entertain me.
Since I've been gone ~
* I've turned 53
* I started doing Stand-Up Comedy
* I started doing a monthly Stand-Up Comedy warm-up act right before a gaggle of Drag Queens entertain a brunch crowd
* I've become a Grandfather
* I met my gorgeous Grandson
* "Broke up" with Papa Seed (SPOILER ALERT - It was temporary)
* Went on a solo vacation and spent a week in a Hollywood hotel room sicker than sick
* Started therapy.
* Started couple's therapy with Papa Seed
* Celebrated 20 years together with Papa Seed
* Watched our beloved Kuma go blind and become disabled
* Watched our sweet, sweet Rusty get dementia and become disabled
* Watched our love puddle Aspen become more wonderful daily
* Been held a love captive by the terrorist cat known as Kerouac
* Walked. A lot.
* Read some books, ate some food, watched some films, heard some music.
* Other stuff as needed
Stick around please, now that I'm back. I'll give more detailed descriptions of what is now known only as the future.